The Drowning Howl: Friday April 29, 2022
The Drowning Howl: Friday April 29, 2022 Violence at a downtown home electronics store this afternoon when an armed man burst in, turned his shotgun on the blu-ray player section, and opened fire for over ten minutes, destroying fourteen of the devices and damaging twenty before turning the gun on himself as police closed in around him. His neighbours say that he was as gentle as a lamb before he got his blu-ray player, and that his loud grumbling over its constantly failing performance grew more and more homicidal in the months leading up to the crime. A statement from Blu-ray denies any responsibility, saying that they are helpless against killing machines. Suspicions about the untimely death of a much loved royal are squarely dealt with in the controversial new documentary film, Crash Course . While other documentaries on the subject tend to depict the doe-eyed blond princess as an innocent crash victim, this one accuses her of, among other things, playing poli