A Song for the Angles

A Song for the Angles
Here's a little tune I wrote way back in 2011 that seems to be relevant in the present. I offer it to our English friends overseas. Don't worry, I won't make a cent on it. I just thought you might get more out of it at this time. And I'm sure you'll survive this crisis.



By the way, if you hear any advertising blowboy using the word 'hat' for this, take something heavy and slam it over his empty skull, will you? Music, if written properly, is timeless. Advertisers are afraid of me because I don't want you to pay business assholes for the simple pleasure of hearing a song. Don't fall for the campaign, just enjoy some good relevant rock.

Yes, and don't let anyone get away with hacking this blog please. There should be NO commercials on it.

How long were you able to enjoy that from my original post here? Five minutes? Then this page got hacked. Sorry, but Google sanctions these constant assaults on my work. Read on and see why.

NOTE TO LAWYER: PROXY FAILURE AS OF 2:14AM PACIFIC TIME. PLEASE TRACK SOURCE OF HACK. HEY, YOU CLEVER COWARDS, INSTEAD OF SAYING 'HAT', WHY DON'T YOU SAY WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON: HACK! (BY YOU).

Another thing worth mentioning, did you get the pun about the Angles? I'm sure you did. Educated people know how your islands were settled by the Jutes, Angles and Saxons in the fifth and sixth centuries. I like using smart references in my work because it isn't propaganda. If you want propaganda, you'll find plenty of it elsewhere. And it all follows Hitler's guidelines from Mein Kampf: 'All propaganda must be popular, and it's intellectual level must be adjusted to the most limited intelligence. Consequently, the greater the mass it is to reach, the lower its intellectual level will have to be. Propaganda must avoid intellectual demands on the public...' [Source: Hitler in His Own Words video documentary]. You may therefore take the intellectual demands I make on you as a compliment and as proof of my sincerity.

Google, the hackers just love you. I don't. There's a nuclear armed hypersonic missile with your name on it, and when it hits, it will make the world a better place - if only briefly. And Madison Avenue, I'd be looking over my shoulder if I were you. Lawyers, computer nerds, how much do they pay you to suppress my blogs? I can only pay you ten thousand at the most for your services. That's not as much of my money as you could collect from the jerks who got away with stealing my hits, I bet. Well, so much for justice. I pity you on your death beds, which may come a lot sooner than you think.
  
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