The Great COVID Distraction

The Great COVID Distraction
There's a major war being fought right now, but I'm going to do something that scares politicians more than cluster bombs or hypersonic missiles; I'm going to share the truth.

You won't find anything remotely resembling the truth on your networks. I just heard one of them comparing the Ukrainian president with Tom Hanks. (Why, ABC? Oh, because he acted in a comedy show? Well, he's not acting now. Do you really think your corrupt Hollywood idol could stand in his shoes?) You see, everyone, commercial networks just want to manipulate you. It's so clear. And now I want to talk about the BBC's report on how Netflix is losing two million subscribers.

The network reporting the story (BBC) thinks Netflix should sell commercial timeslots to solve its problems. (Is that what BBC News does? It says its a public broadcaster. Who pays for BBC? Can we cancel it?) Anyway, I don't know about you readers, but I put up with constant service interruptions on my blu-ray just to be able to watch a show with no commercial interruptions on Netflix. I say 'a' show because Netflix only has one show. It has one show and maybe two movies, but the important thing is - are you reading this networks? - the important thing is that they have no commercials. If Netflix brings commercials into their programs, they'll lose a lot more customers. And I think your poll is full of shit.

Oh yeah, and the president got COVID after he was vaccinated. That doesn't surprise me since you can't vaccinate yourself from the flu. But the networks went ahead and let millions of people get unnecessarily jabbed. Had we all got sick, nothing terrible would have happened. It was just another flu, but the networks had to blow it all out of proportion to distract the public from other things, such as major music fraud on the radio, comedy fraud on television and in the movies, and the large-scale economic mismanagement that must accompany such crimes. As I recall, COVID broke out just when I inadvertently exposed a second count of music fraud with my music by none other than the Rolling Stones (Daylight Dilemma/Halcyon Days). And why weren't they criticized for stealing and lying at the time? Because they and all their greasy star friends were saved by the great COVID distraction; because the media wanted to make their crimes with my music look innocent. The last the band said was that they couldn't play for the 'Vancouver fans' because of COVID - as if my second video to expose their fraud since Nothing but Ashes in 2013 was instead some kind of tribute to them. You see, the networks would rather have us all running from a nonexistent threat like COVID than ever fully realizing the ugly truth of such matters. Bloody sickening, mate!

I'm sure we'd all be better off dumping commercial networks. I only parody their news to let the world know I'm still here in the present. After they stole so much of my past, it's sadly necessary.
  
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