Question for Lawyers: Why Didn't I Get a Lawyer?

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You know, when the truth started coming out about how all the stars on the TV and radio plagiarized my content, almost every person I told about it asked me, 'Why didn't you get a lawyer?' I guess they thought I didn't already try to get help from every name in the yellow pages. I guess they forgot about how I went to Ottawa looking for help in 2007 and was so discouraged at the time that I ended up coming back here. I have tried endlessly to get a lawyer - if only to find out what's going on at this blog at this moment where I don't receive any views or comments for work that makes me recognizable in the street.

So, why didn't I get a lawyer? WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE LAWYERS THAT QUESTION? Good luck getting an answer. It's like trying to get Google to answer an urgent email: impossible.
  
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