My Insanity Defence

My Insanity Defence
I've been trying to stay neutral in the political battle going on south of the border, but Donald Trump has pushed me over to Liz Cheney's side by calling her 'crazy'. I know what it feels like to have my credibility attacked by such accusations when all I'm trying to do is defend the truth. It's a very dirty tactic, and I'll be supporting Cheney against him now.

After I posted my video last night, I fell asleep and had a nightmare. I dreamt I was working as an office temp, and Amy Pohler was one of the staff. I was wondering why everyone hated me and then she appeared from behind an office door and greeted me by the name 'Mr Kukuski'. I said, 'you mean Coo-Coo-ski, don't you?' And she flinched when I gathered her insult. While only a dream, it's the kind of put-down I've been suffering in my real life, ever since she and her many friends stole my comedy scripts for their tv shows. And going on disability in 2008 sure hasn't helped me against them.

I've lived down here with the crazies for eleven years now, and I know crazy when I see it. And, by contrast, Liz Cheney is just about the calmest, most rational person I've ever seen. While I'm rather more emotional, we do have one important thing in common; we are both willing to endure great personal sacrifices to defend the truth. I'm sure her father is proud of her, as should be the whole country.

This false accusation of insanity by the former president befits the kind of man who would, indeed, try to undermine the electoral system to stay in power. People should not be allowed to get away with such behaviour. God bless you, Liz. Keep up the good work.
  
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