Two More for the Ash Heap

Two More for the Ash Heap
I've been trying to find something on YouTube to watch through my blu-ray. I must be some sort of masochist. So I've finished plugging and unplugging it four times to get it going until it freezes up again from some obnoxious commercial, but I just can't find anything. Youtube has so many videos and nothing to watch. I'd like to see something new, with a bit of imagination, not just someone talking about their favourite subject.

It looks like Stephen Colbert wants to put a good word in for his buddy, Jon Stewart. Jon Stewart. That's the one I was on trial against on Dateline NBC, thanks to his plagiarism of my blogs. It was on November 11, 2012, for the whole day. I will never forget it. Man, I felt so much pain while that trial was being watched by everyone in the world. I was limping. I nearly jumped off a bridge. You all forget that now? How nice.

These nasty stars and their buddies. Ellen's another nasty star. With all her plagiarism of my blogs, she had schoolchildren mocking me with my own comedy and poetry. They called me Ellen. So how's her buddy doing? Let's hope Ellen's next. And let's hope the flames keep burning at her ultimate destination. She really has it coming.

I had a great idea for a comedy bulletin this week, but I'm not going to share it. You would have loved it. Sorry, I don't feel like telling jokes right now.

Extra Note (the next morning): I want to be fair with YouTube - at least more fair with it than it has been with me. Out of all those videos with people talking about their favourite subjects, I eventually stumbled on one that offers a sensible solution to the homeless problem. I disliked the intonation of the narrator, who sounded like he was giving a show-and-tell presentation in a classroom, but he made a very strong point about putting housing first. Finland has apparently had great success with this policy, which houses street people with no strings attached. After all, the kind of people we are trying to house are incapable of meeting any bureaucratic demands. We must house them first, be patient, and wait for their improved living conditions to make them semi-normal before we expect them to reform their lifestyles. That makes sense to me. Good video. Not even close to what I was looking for, but okay.
  
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