The Drowning Howl: Saturday May 7, 2022 Good evening. Since Thursday, the May 5th deadline has expired on the enemy drive to consolidate its gains in time for Cinco de Mayo. The tequila-soaked international holiday, commemorating Mexico's victory of the Battle of Puebla in 1862 against the invading French, should slow down assaults on our troops - as well as our own counter-attacks - until well into the weekend. However, given the enemy's disdain for our maternity wards, we'll probably be busy again on May 8th - Mother's Day. On the medical front, now that missile attacks have chased doctors and patients out of solid buildings and into flimsy tents, they appear reluctant to mark their new locations with a large red cross. The Committee for Weather Control has announced a startling breakthrough, saying it may finally be possible to push our damp coastal climate into the dry interior woodlands where it is needed. The move would greatly reduce forest f...
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